1. Red
Because somebody told me that it's is the first color you respond to when you're born. That's very assertive of red. I don't look very good in red but sometimes I wear it anyway. It's the most alpha of all alpha colors. Red wins.
2. Brown
You're probably thinking, "Brown is just red wearing sneaky spy glasses in the shade." Well, it's not. Brown is a really cool color on it's own. It's sophisticated. Like expensive lighters and defined cheekbones. If it weren't for the interesting baby anecdote, brown may very well have taken first place. But nobody has told me anything impressive about brown yet so, I'll leave it here for now.
3. Green
Green gets third because I give it third. I don't think it's all that pleasing to look at but I dig it. It is laid back. Green wouldn't care if that powerpoint-whatever color got a better ranking. Green would be happy for it and I respect that. You go, green.
